Junkslap

When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.

While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.

by D. Y. Vetz June 22, 2019

look the other way

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.

Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.

by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

Same shit different outhouse

The situation is the same as before, only now it's happening in a different location.

When Rob came back to the cafe after spending a few months working at that new restaurant downtown, I asked what it was like there. He said, "Same shit different outhouse."

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

Life and limb

Everything.

Steven Seagal sacrifices life and limb to save his comrades.

by D. Y. Vetz July 02, 2019

Scratch the surface

To barely detail the topic being discussed.

The Gospels are a good introduction to Jesus and his relationship with Yahweh, but they only scratch the surface when it comes to talking about Abrahamic religions.

by D. Y. Vetz September 02, 2020

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020