Definitions by D. Y. Vetz

Life and limb 

Everything.

Steven Seagal sacrifices life and limb to save his comrades.

Life and limb by D. Y. Vetz July 1, 2019

Junkslap 

When a naked guy swings his junk up and down so the balls slap the gooch.

While I was waiting for the shower to warm up I did the junkslap.

Junkslap by D. Y. Vetz June 21, 2019

Good humor 

50s term for ice cream sold by a particular company called Good Humor.

Jack Carson played an ice cream truck vendor in The Good Humor Man.

Good humor by D. Y. Vetz June 19, 2019

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

Soda shock by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019

For crying in a soup 

Another way of saying "for crying out loud!" or "Jesus Christ!"

Don't cry in your soup, for crying in a soup!

For crying in a soup by D. Y. Vetz May 21, 2019

Buttershit 

Someone who's fortitude is so weak they might as well be made of butter.

That guy is buttershit.

Buttershit by D. Y. Vetz October 16, 2018