D. Y. Vetz's definitions

Schizza

How schizophrenic people refer to each other with affection. Derived from the derogatory slur "schizo".

"Joe Biden is a reptilian!"
"They all are, my schizza."

by D. Y. Vetz September 20, 2023

Meeb

Derogatory term for a brain-eating amoeba.

When my grandma died a few days after swimming in the lake this past August I knew something was up. The doctor who examined her told us she passed away from natural causes, but I know that in reality she was killed by a fuckin' meeb!

by D. Y. Vetz March 10, 2020

get out of your hair

To remove oneself from the interaction.

I'll get out of your hair now.

by D. Y. Vetz December 12, 2020

competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 24, 2021

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019