2 definitions by D nards

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self
where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!
by D nards September 4, 2011
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to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread
the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster
by D nards September 4, 2011
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