Definitions by D nards

thieving bastard 

a derogatory term used to call somebody at your work place to cover up for the items you stole your self

where is my damn wrench you THIEVING BASTARD!

thieving bastard by D nards September 5, 2011

queef toaster 

to blow into ones vaginal opening with a blower dryer until the vagina blows out a fish scented raspberry in which you warm your slice of bread

the toaster is broke hoe, hit my grilled cheese with yo queef toaster

queef toaster by D nards September 5, 2011