Definitions by D: wtf

Your mom 

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.

Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."

Your mom by D: wtf May 14, 2010

Acekard 

The best ds flashcart on the market

Person one: "dude check out my r4."

Person two: "dude check out my acekard."

Person one: "touché."

Acekard by D: wtf March 26, 2010