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Proud American

1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and road rage.

2. One who loves fireworks, beer, shotguns, and trailer parks.

3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his fence from his pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.
by Cynical Douche Bag June 28, 2011
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