failwaves

Attempting to say goodbye and failing as a quick departure is made.

Missing the chance to say goodbye to someone leaving, usually witnessed by others who will tease and taunt you for it.
CyAdora failwaves at her friend who left the chatroom in a hurry. Then was made fun of for 5 minutes for being slow.

I watched my bf sitting on the bus and was waving goodbye. As I turned around I realized he missed my full moon failwave. The old man sitting next to him had a big smile as I looked back.

After I got home from the concert, I checked my mobile to see all of my friends had failwaved to me before I left.
by CyAdora September 18, 2009
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pill-up

Pill-up is what older women do when they have to interact with their ex-husband. Ex-husbands just drink and swear to deal with the bitchy, pilled-up ex-wife.
My step-mother likes to pill-up when her ex-husband comes in from out of town. I wish she would just smoke pot and drink a lot like the rest of us.

I found my step-mother digging through my purse and stealing my migraine medicine. "Oh I guess Thomas is coming to town," I said. She nodded and took a double dose.
by CyAdora September 23, 2010
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