Definitions by Curt Kowalski

sprat 

When you have bad diarrhea.

I had bad diarrhea and it sprat all over the back of the toilet bowl.

sprat by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

pucker factor 

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

pucker factor by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008