Definitions by Curt Kowalski

pucker factor 

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

pucker factor by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

sprat 

When you have bad diarrhea.

I had bad diarrhea and it sprat all over the back of the toilet bowl.

sprat by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008