Curt Kowalski's definitions

pucker factor

When your sphincter puckers to an applicable amount

If you hit a golfball and it tends to go towards a window on a golfcourse, then you might get a pucker factor of 5. If it really gets close to the window, you might get a pucker factor of 8..etc

by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008

sprat

When you have bad diarrhea.

I had bad diarrhea and it sprat all over the back of the toilet bowl.

by Curt Kowalski March 19, 2008