A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.
“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”
“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”
“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”
by Cups of the Dixie May 03, 2024
Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.
“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”
by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021
When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 18, 2022