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Ananyaization

Pronounced - /ə-nəyn-yə-ə-ˈzā-shən/

(noun)

1. The ritualistic exchange in corporate ecosystems whereby one’s generous offering is met with profuse gratitude… yet politely declined—ostensibly “per company policy.”

2. A social phenomenon marking the gap between personal goodwill and institutional red tape.

Origin :
Coined whimsically after the bewildered smile of an officemate named Ananya—who, despite heartfelt intentions, could offer no actual gifts under HR’s “No Gift Zone.”

Synonyms & Near-Misses:

Policy gratitude

Regulation appreciation

Red-tape reciprocity

See also:

Silent Samaritans

Compliance courtesy
"Just when you thought you’d win the employee-of-the-month award with that artisanal coffee mug, corporate Ananyaization strikes—‘Thanks so much! We really appreciate it—but I can’t accept this.’”

“Behold the true power of Ananyaization: turning festive cheer into policy-induced awkwardness since…well, today.”

“I got my colleague a coffee mug after hearing his rant about disposable ones, but thanks to a swift Ananyaization, my colleague showered me with ‘thank yous’ and tucked them straight into the trash bin of regulations.”
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