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One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.
Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.
by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

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Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.
Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.
by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

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