Skip to main content

Definitions by Cunty Goldstein

Birthday tattoo

Share definition Flag
Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.
Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.
Birthday tattoo by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010
Merch

Jersey Punch 

Share definition Flag
One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.
Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.
Jersey Punch by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010
Merch