Cunty Goldstein's definitions

Jersey Punch

One penetrates the anal or vaginal crevice of one's partner from behind, while repeatedly fist-pumping said partner's ass cheek to the point of bruising.

Hellen got jersey punched last night while eating a burrito, leaving a nasty birthday tattoo.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010

Birthday tattoo

Unidentified bruise resulting from a blackout on your birthday.

Nancy received a nasty birthday tattoo last night and doesn't remember a thing. We think she may have been jersey punched.

by Cunty Goldstein August 14, 2010