fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe
by Cuntoleezza Rice April 17, 2010
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tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 08, 2009
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