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College

Sacrificing sleep for everything and sacrificing everything to sleep at the same time.

Jack had 5 assignments due so after being practically asleep for the whole day, he decided to pull an all nighter.
At 1:00 AM realizing that he can't get shit done, Jack decided to sleep instead.
Jason: " Hey Jackie, what were you doing yesterday?"
Jack: " College, man."

by Cunt massager May 14, 2018