Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 06, 2025
mugGet the Kidney Stonedmug.

Darksharts

The “DarkSharts” is an obfuscation technique where in the user *of the DarkSharts* will present something with every superficial hallmark of a logical argument other than an actual logical argument, instead replacing the rational arguments with string of unintelligible pedantic words that together sound as if they make sense to the untrained ear, but in fact mean nothing.
Lot operator-“Hey! You can’t park that car there!” Driver-“Sir in the authority that has been given to me from the information presented at some point earlier I was led to know not only that I can park here, that I am in fact the only person who has any right to park here due to my relevant credentials presented on my person property condoning such actions without recompense. Lot supervisor-“umm yeah, I okay alright, go on” -passenger “there you go again, using the darksharts to get free parking.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 06, 2025
mugGet the Darkshartsmug.