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Definitions by Cthulhall09

Sticky Credit Card

When one ejaculates on one’s hand and slides the semen covered hand through their partners butt cheeks like a sliding credit card machine
Bro…. I just gave my ol’ lady a sticky credit card.
Chunky foul smelling substance consisting of poop, sweat and other substances found in the butt crack leading all the way to the asshole. Found mostly in the taint area as a result of not charging properly. Substance created as a result of swamp ass
Dude, he smells like grunt…
Grunt by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021
Pastie substance found between the vaginal lips consisting of sweat, poop and anything emitting a foul odor. The female version of fromunda cheese usually found in larger unkempt woman who don’t bathe regularly.
Dude… it’s so hot outside I bet her vrunt is kickin bad…
Vrunt by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021
Pastie substance found between the vaginal lips consisting of sweat, poop, and general odor causing substances. Usually found in larger unkempt woman who don’t bathe regularly. Woman version of furmunda cheese.
Dude, it’s so hot outside I bet her vrunt is kicking hard…
Vrunt by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021

Cuban Fan Blast 

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
Cuban Fan Blast by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020