Crystal K's definitions

professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

by Crystal K February 5, 2007

skittish

A term used to describe something that is moving in a quick jumpy fashion. Often the skittish object/person is acting without purpose and lacks premeditation.

The calico cat was sleeping on the floor then became very skittish when she randomly ran around the house chasing her own tail.

by Crystal K December 14, 2007

GRE

Graduate Record Examination which is an entrance exam to graduate school. This test is designed by a group of malevolent pedagogues who seem to think that just because we do not use words such as obsequious or pusillanimous in our everyday speech means we would certainly not be a qualified graduate student. It also tests math skills learned anywhere from 5-10 years ago in the quantitative section since we all have committed that geometry into our long term memory it shouldn't be a problem RIGHT!

Person 1: Dude I have been learning 300 words a day for the GRE I know I'm going to do GREAT!
Person 2: Man I changed my major because I could never get high enough on that damn GRE.
Person 1: (the next day) Man I still only got a 390 on verbal how the hell does this happen I'm never going to get into grad school!

by Crystal K December 11, 2007

rhinoplasty

The formal term used to describe a cosmetic medical procedure that corrects the nose. This procedure is also known as a nose job.

Damn Barbara Streisand is in some desperate need of a rhinoplasty, her nose is the size of Texas!

by Crystal K December 14, 2007