dickin around

The act of wasting time or doing a purposeless act.

Person #1: Man I just failed my exam!
Person #2: Why? the teacher gave us the answers to the test to memorize
Person #1: I was way too busy dickin around on facebook until 4 AM to learn them.

by Crystal K August 24, 2008

jaywalk

Crossing the street without following the crosswalk or other traffic regulations, usually on busy streets which can be hazardous.

The street whores jaywalk across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.

by Crystal K September 22, 2005

professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

by Crystal K February 05, 2007

GRE

Graduate Record Examination which is an entrance exam to graduate school. This test is designed by a group of malevolent pedagogues who seem to think that just because we do not use words such as obsequious or pusillanimous in our everyday speech means we would certainly not be a qualified graduate student. It also tests math skills learned anywhere from 5-10 years ago in the quantitative section since we all have committed that geometry into our long term memory it shouldn't be a problem RIGHT!

Person 1: Dude I have been learning 300 words a day for the GRE I know I'm going to do GREAT!
Person 2: Man I changed my major because I could never get high enough on that damn GRE.
Person 1: (the next day) Man I still only got a 390 on verbal how the hell does this happen I'm never going to get into grad school!

by Crystal K December 11, 2007