When you are out having a good time with your friends at the bar, and one of you says something slightly offensive to a bartender. This part time hero comes to the rescue defending her with terms like "hey watch it bro" or "why don't you pick on someone your own size".
characteristics may include:
case of natty ice
dvd of american pie
new jersey accent
hair with product
yea we were all out trying to have a good time when Tony hit on the waitress, and some casual hardass tried to start a fight
driving around developments getting high.
eventually all the houses look the same and you and your friends can laugh wildly at the conformation of society.
Tara- do you want to go developmenting tonight?
Crystal- yea they just put up some new houses on the corner, same ol same ol..vinyl siding, two car garage, and a white fence.
tara-damnit i was hoping for bricks.
crystal-we cant win um all
When a relationship becomes a relationshit. Usually comes after 3-4 months with an immature fuck face. Breaking up without dignity, through texts messages or schemes.
I got the fuck over last night, right after Mike and I had sex he pulled out a tresure chest full of gay anal poop sex porn. I knew his penis was small and brown for a reason.