Destroy dick December

On th first day of December, you must milk your balls once. On the second day you must milk your balls twice and so on until January first

“It’s Day 3 of destroy dick December and I’m still going.”

by Crusty The Ass Pirate December 2, 2017

Lil Pump

A hero that dropped out of Harvard to save the rap game

Lil Pump is the trapper of the century

by Crusty The Ass Pirate October 5, 2017