Crotchy McCrotchenheimer's definitions

Crotch Butter

Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.

Who left their crotch butter on the counter!?

by Crotchy McCrotchenheimer February 13, 2009