Crotch Ronson's definitions

linen driver

When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.

I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.

by Crotch Ronson September 20, 2018

schmazoo

When engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner farts, shooting air into the penis playing it like a kazoo.

My giff try L gave me a schmazoo last night and now my penis plays 2000s pop songs.

by Crotch Ronson November 25, 2021