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Definitions by Crotch Ronson

schmazoo 

When engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner farts, shooting air into the penis playing it like a kazoo.
My giff try L gave me a schmazoo last night and now my penis plays 2000s pop songs.
schmazoo by Crotch Ronson November 25, 2021

linen driver 

When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.
I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.
linen driver by Crotch Ronson September 20, 2018