Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam
Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!
by Crookesie December 27, 2023
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stella artwat

The beer threshold when a partaker transforms from being a happy drunk to become an absolute aresehole
Crikey, look at John, he must have had a Stella Artwat
by Crookesie March 26, 2017
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