Definitions by Crookesie

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

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The beer threshold when a partaker transforms from being a happy drunk to become an absolute aresehole

Crikey, look at John, he must have had a Stella Artwat

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