Definitions by Crocodile with two i’s

Carpisomner 

Person who sleeps on a carpet

Yo, my uncle’s a carpisomner

Carpisomner by Crocodile with two i’s September 10, 2021

desifabrisomnus 

Desifabrisomnus, the desire to fall asleep on a carpeted surface

Carpisomner, someone who sleeps on the carpet

I’ve developed desifabrisomnus and I only want to sleep on carpets now

desifabrisomnus by Crocodile with two i’s September 10, 2021

desifabrisomnus 

Desifabrisomnus is the desire to fall asleep on a carpet
Desifabrisomner (noun)

I’ve developed desifabrisomnus and now I can’t sleep on anything that isn’t a carpet

desifabrisomnus by Crocodile with two i’s September 10, 2021