2 definitions by Criss Cross Applesauce
A foyf is the equivalent to a sneaky link, without needing sexual action. Foyf is an abbreviation for fake boyfriend, Foyf. If you were to have a man and you mutually like each other, you act like a couple, and he treats you like his gf, that would be considered a Foyf.
Patricia: Omg, me and Ken go out to eat all the time, we cuddle, we kiss, but we both don’t want a relationship!
Patricias friend: That is to be called a Foyf!
Ken: I like you but i don’t want a relationship
Patricia: Ok! So you’re my Foyf!
Patricias friend: That is to be called a Foyf!
Ken: I like you but i don’t want a relationship
Patricia: Ok! So you’re my Foyf!
by Criss Cross Applesauce May 9, 2022
Nealee is a girl with gorgeous brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin😂 she is also very athletic😂 this girl is an amazing best friend/sister. Ok now on to other things😂 For one she probably looked like Dora when she was little and somehow is now Kenley Pope🤷🏽 ♀️😂 she might be your best friend but can scare you a lot sometimes. She is a very heavy sleeper that likes to spend money in giant stuffed animals and spill stir fry all over her white shirt. She will use a toilet plunger to make you laugh in a try not to laugh game and in literally SO FREAKING OBSESSED WITH SEA TURTLES IT’S INSANE!😂 she is also a chicken nugget.
Boy 1: “Oh dude who is that girl”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”
Boy 2: “Oh dude that’s Nealee bro”
Boy 1: “Oh I would’ve never guessed that name”
Boy 2: “I don’t think anyone would’ve”
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Lunch:
Lauren: “NEALEE LOOK”
Nealee: “STAND UP”
Both: “IN THE TEAL ZONE YOU KNOW IM FOCUSED NO TIME FOR THE HOCUS POCUS”... “WE’RE UNBREAKABLE WITH YOUR LOVE”... “TEAL STOMP”
by Criss Cross Applesauce April 15, 2019