CrispyPickle's definitions

Gorl

Used to describe an extremely “heavyset” or morbidly obese woman. Typically they appear to not care about their appearance and/or body fat but a few times a month they break down and have a binge eating session to ward off the bad thoughts. Gorls are usually delusional to all the health risks involved with being morbidly obese and have many failed attempts at dieting. They are extremely cranky when not getting their daily intake of 4,000+ calories and take out their hangriness on anyone within an arms length (gorls are most likely sitting because of their swollen ankles so typically anything more than an arms length is deemed “exercise”).

Cindy: “Hey Gorls!”
Wendy: “Did you gain weight?”

Cindy: “Oh, y’know a gorl HAS got to eat!!”

by CrispyPickle June 2, 2018