Matress Terror

You might be suffering from matress terror if it tries to eat you during the night.

Be sure to take good care of your matress....or else!
by Crazy Word Bitch September 17, 2009
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Money Mama

A female with the cash that makes men attracted to her.

The female version of sugar daddy.
"That girl, what a money mama!"

"I want some of that"

"Hey baby, wanna be my money mama?"
by Crazy Word Bitch September 23, 2009
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