Definitions by Crazy Dick

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003

Boot Knocka 

Something of the highest possible quality. However, it is often used by insane people in Washington D.C trying to sell warm water for $5 a bottle.

Yo man,fuck Evian; this shit be the boot knocka.

Boot Knocka by Crazy Dick January 31, 2003