Definitions by Crayzee baller

empooee

A person that religiously holds in their morning shit until they get to work so that they get paid to poo.

I love that Ian is an empooee, we save so much money on toilet paper at home.

Someone who coaches a racquet sport but spends more time handling two different fury balls.

Oi Nick, you're at work, get ya hands outta ya pants ya Flobba!