Crapfeces's definitions

Meth Baby

Somebody who's mother did meth while pregnant with them. They look like fucking toddlers no matter how old they are. They try to fuck everyone they come in contact with because they're almost always horny. Their level of retardation varies from person to person. They're childish as all hell and are typically into things aimed at small children. They're also all sociopaths and would try to kill you if piss them off.

Guy 1: That girl is kinda cute! Dare me to talk to her?
Guy 2: Bad idea dude, she's a meth baby and might try to kill you.

by Crapfeces January 29, 2022

Cogger

A slur used by disabled folks against nuerotypicals.

Meaning:
"Cog" like a cog in the system, and "-er" used in several slurs

Some fucking cogger said that "but you're not like my 5 year old cousin" shit again!

by Crapfeces August 3, 2025

Wigger

White teenager who listens to nothing but rap and thinks he's so cool and gangster. He wishes he was black when deep down he just wishes he had a BBC. Female wiggers are usually whores who post lewd pics on Instagram and they always have at least one video seductively sticking their tongue out. They say "nigga" a lot even though they're rich white kids from the good side of town

Chance is such a stupid wigger! He thinks being a fuckboy pimp is so cool

by Crapfeces September 5, 2023

Alabamgay

Gay incestuous sexual attraction

I think my brother might be alabamgay for me!

by Crapfeces July 20, 2022