Definitions by Cranston Jones

butt cheek sex 

To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)

"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"

butt cheek sex by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008

Spink Cheeks 

Butt cheeks that are lathered in cement.

"I could swim in your spink cheeks forever."

Spink Cheeks by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008