UT Fire Extinguisher

n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.

It burns when I pee.

Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.

by Cranky Neighbor July 17, 2010

Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010

Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010