Cranky Neighbor's definitions

Chat Rat

1. v. To save the content of an instant messaging chat and forward it to management, betraying a co-worker.

2. n. One who betrays a co-worker thus.

Hey, where you going with your stuff?

Home. I was flirting with Shawna in Messenger and HR got hold of it.

Did she chat rat you?

Yep. She's a total chat rat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010

UT Fire Extinguisher

n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.

It burns when I pee.

Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.

by Cranky Neighbor July 18, 2010

Writer's Cramp

1 n. A painful spasm experienced in the muscles of the fingers, hand or forearm, while writing with a pen or pencil.

2 n. A severe contraction of funds in a writer's bank account, caused by an unreliable source of income.

I was signing cheques last night for all my bills and got a terrible writer's cramp.

All my cheques came back NSF. I guess my account has writer's cramp.

by Cranky Neighbor August 6, 2010