pole pilot

A homosexual who flies man meat into his ham hanger.

Jose is an so flameboyant, he is definately a pole pilot.

by crank April 25, 2005

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005