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ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.
I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.
by crank April 20, 2005
mugGet the ham howitzermug.

bust rag

A towel that you catch your man sauce in. See also nut raghappy sock
I put my bust rag on mikes pillow.
by crank April 25, 2005
mugGet the bust ragmug.

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