2 definitions by Craig Murphy

turd burglar

A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance

Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.

by Craig Murphy June 2, 2005

feebles

An inability to complete basic tasks as a direct result of being hungover

I was unable to drive today due to a severe case of the feebles

by Craig Murphy June 2, 2005