Clean the shitbowl!!!
by Craig Johnson June 26, 2008
Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Craig Johnson June 14, 2004
If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.
by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004
To urinate on someone with the intention of humiliating them or sexually satisfying ones own twisted desires.
I gave her a golden shower.
by Craig Johnson March 15, 2005