Craig Johnson's definitions

patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".

Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004

douche it out

Wash it, usually with fresh water from the faucet.

If you get seawater in it, be sure to douche it out with fresh water before setting the parts out to dry.

by Craig Johnson January 27, 2004

golden shower

To urinate on someone with the intention of humiliating them or sexually satisfying ones own twisted desires.

I gave her a golden shower.

by Craig Johnson May 13, 2005

shitbowl

A shitbowl is just a vulgar slang term for a toilet.

Clean the shitbowl!!!

by Craig Johnson June 26, 2008