Definitions by Craig Duckett

Vegemite 

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it an salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

Vegemite by Craig Duckett July 21, 2008

Vegemite 

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

Vegemite by Craig Duckett September 14, 2005

winkus 

To urinate. Masculine derivative form of the longer "winkie-tinkie" used by Madeline Kahn's character Trixie Delight in the 1973 Peter Bogdanovich film PAPER MOON.

"I really need to go winkus before I go blind."

winkus by Craig Duckett December 5, 2003