Craig Burns's definitions

Yeet

To throw with style

James yeeted a spear through his enemy at the Battle of Hastings

by Craig Burns November 9, 2021

late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.

Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man

by Craig Burns March 28, 2020

Autoerotic Defenestration

The act of throwing oneself out of a window for pleasure

I’m so bored with jerking off, i’m gonna go commit autoerotic defenestration

by Craig Burns April 17, 2019