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ButtLight

A Light that is kept on top of your head, and is activated by inserting a finger into the rectum.

Hey man it’s dark and I can’t find my phone.Can I use your ButtLight?

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A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.

Hey dude I already ate my Crack-snack, can I have yours?

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