Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.
by Crack of Don March 24, 2016
Vitamin-loaded, sugar-free energy drink mix that's tastes like Flintstones chewable vitamins meets Alka-seltzer that my wife thinks is delicious and reminds me of my mom giving my a chewable vitamin as a kid. I firmly reject those Zip Fizz pitch people at Costco and Sam's Club that try to force their nasty samples of death on me.
Zip Fizz is the second nastiest energy drink on the planet, next to the kale, peanut butter, raw egg, bee pollen and apple cider vinegar smoothy my body-builder nephew drinks.
by Crack of Don August 30, 2017