Definitions by Cptn Black
Launderetiquette
Launderetiquette is the often unspoken rules or etiquette and culture around using a launderette.
Although a poster may decalre that, "those using washers have priority use of driers", it's not always obvious who's gets to use any particulary piece of machinery, washer or drier.
Launderetiquette is the angst felt by many novice launderer.
Although a poster may decalre that, "those using washers have priority use of driers", it's not always obvious who's gets to use any particulary piece of machinery, washer or drier.
Launderetiquette is the angst felt by many novice launderer.
Stephen (at the launderette): Uh, sorry guys, I'm not trying to push in, but is that drier free? Only, I'm not sure what the launderetiquette is round here!
Nigel: That's my drier! You'll have to wait! You can't just wander in here and start using driers - can't you see the sign?
Nigel: That's my drier! You'll have to wait! You can't just wander in here and start using driers - can't you see the sign?
Launderetiquette by Cptn Black November 9, 2019
Phodography
Phodography are the images that your social media friends post of their pets - usually a constant stream of heart-rending imagery. Can also be used for images of cats - much to their annoyance!
Stephen: Uh, have you seen what Carol is posting?
Nigel: Oh man, she loves her phodography!
Stephen: It's a cat!
Nigel: Oh man, she loves her phodography!
Stephen: It's a cat!
Phodography by Cptn Black September 6, 2016
Whydawake
Whydawake happens in the early hours of the morning when you can't sleep but have absolutely no idea why. Usually used as part of a social media status update or snapchat.
Whydawake by Cptn Black July 1, 2016