Definitions by Cpt. Douchebeard

Wet Noodle 

A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.

- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...

Wet Noodle by Cpt. Douchebeard June 19, 2013