Definitions by Cpt. Corny

heeeeeeammered 

When you drink mad beers and get drunk as shit

"I was gonna hit a slam but I was too, heeeeeeammered"

-"Dude, let's turn on Limp Bizkit and fuck shit up"
-"Why?"
-"Because I'm heeeeeeammered"

heeeeeeammered by Cpt. Corny March 1, 2010