Court Sullivan's definitions

paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2008

stain-fold

Wiping one's ass a second time with the same block of toilet paper after folding it over the shit stain

The toilet paper was running out, so I had to do a stain-fold for the last wipe.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2008