2 definitions by Count Thugula

Mexican Sauna

When someone farts inside the car and locks all of the windows.

"Oh lord it smells like butthole. Why won't my window roll down?"
"Mexican Sauna!!"

by Count Thugula September 11, 2011

The Albatross

An encounter where one woman gathers at least 10 other men and pleasures each one of them at once. She does this by entering into an open squat and placing each man's penis into both armpits, both elbow joints, both hands, both knee joints, her vagina/anus/both, and her mouth. The awkward and frantic motion of a flapping bird gives the impressive feat its name.

"Man this seems like a sausage fest here"
"Let's call up Ashley and she can do the Albatross."

by Count Thugula September 11, 2011