Perma-Bone

A sympton that occurs in males, often after having mass amounts of sexual intercourse. The male counterpart can not conceal his erection, therefore having a perma-bone.
Oh man, I went and visited the in-laws last night, and they wouldn't stop checking out my perma-bone
by Count Mortimer August 06, 2003
mugGet the Perma-Bonemug.

Silly Clown

When the male species interacts foolishly during an intense all-star game of softball, ususally in the minor leagues.
Originated at www.chuckynorris.com for their notorious (and self righteous) acts of holy matrimony.
"Hey Jake!"
"Shut the fuck up, Chuck Norris is pulling a silly clown."
"FUCK ME!"
by Count Mortimer August 08, 2003
mugGet the Silly Clownmug.