Count Jackovsky's definitions

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

Scabies

The Scabies, an '80's 'Wuss Rock' band founded by four brothers of indeterminate sexuality hailing from London's East End

I bought an old Scabies tape from the Record Mart bargain bin.

by Count Jackovsky October 22, 2003