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nipple ranch

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When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)
Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.
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butt golfing 

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You insert the golf tee in your partners butt, while they are balancing on their head, you put a golf ball on the tee. You then scream FORE and you whip your cock out and you slap the ball with your dilly dangle.
Brittney wanted to get freaky, so we went butt golfing.
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