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Definitions by Coronatime.com/yourdad

me: hii
girl: h-hi

girlfriend 

something you don't have :(
me: don't have a girlfriend

you: that is very true :(

heyy lol 

hey lol and heyy combined
girl: heyy lol

guy: :flushed:
a person who find really hot, even though shes not, it's really depressing some times, when you realize they dont know, you, it's really fricking sad im so sad im gonna go cry myself to sleep and die and die and die some more, and then you ask them out, just kidding you didn't they have a boyfriend now, and you are so depresseddddddddddddd, oh wait they broke up, now it's your chance, oh wait they got hit by a bus and now their dead... oh wait they came back to life because of your love for them and because they are jesus what the fuck, and then you ask them out, and they say no.
you: heyyyy shawty baeeee <3333

them: who?

later

them: dylan has a crush on me

their friends: :O
crush by Coronatime.com/yourdad February 10, 2021

fucking assjhole bitch 

ethan: hey shawty baeee <3333

female: you are such a fucking assjhole bitch