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A poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn't deserve.

A man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.

Secret code for: Stashing your Cock ring

Another word for an asshole.
"I can't believe you sent a fake obituary out on Facebook, you're a total STOSH!"

"I'd screw you, but you're a stosh and a half!"

"I'm wearing my STOSH...can you tell?"

"Shut up, you're a total STOSH!"
by Cork and Pork September 15, 2011
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