Cooter the Scooter's definitions

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Figery

Theft, Stealing, especially by a stinky and sneaky individual

Ima engage in some figery.
That guy is figging.
Je hate gaming Tim cuz he figgs all the time!

by Cooter the Scooter May 9, 2021