Monster

An energy drink that looks like piss and tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is to improve their image.

It's also funny how the people who drink Monster(an energy drink mind you)spend most of their time on sitting on their ass.

I drink Monster therefore I must be really cool. (Drinks the soda) Now I have enough energy to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.

by Coolman McCool March 5, 2009