Definitions by Consuela De Maria

portable gay 

The act of gay sex in a public bathroom.

"I just had the best portable gay of my life"

portable gay by Consuela De Maria March 11, 2017

Hispanic Personality Disorder 

Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.

"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"

Hispanic Personality Disorder by Consuela De Maria December 3, 2016