2 definitions by Colton Moore

The Helen Keller

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.

I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.

by Colton Moore May 21, 2009

Green Balls

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

by Colton Moore June 15, 2018