gay berets

nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.

...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 03, 2007

aircraft carriers

Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.

Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 05, 2006